"Letters to the Editor"
Rules, Regulations, Misdemeanors, Felonies,
etc., etc.
- All letters to Steel Barrel News are subject to possible publication by SBN. If you definitely don't want it published - Don't Send It.
- We will not publish anonymous letters unless they are interesting or we feel like doing so.
- We will try to avoid making up "Letters to the Editor" unless such made up letters are interesting or we feel like doing so.
- All letters are subject to editing for spelling and clarity unless it is hate mail and it is funnier as is.
- If you want to be sure your letter is published, say something flattering or worshipful about the Webmaster of Steel. That usually works.
- All "Letters to the Editor" are subject to having statements inserted that are flattering or worshipful about the Webmaster of Steel.
- SBN is currently not accepting bribes to publish your letter in "Letters to the Editor", but if you offer one, your name will go onto the Webmaster of Steel's "Bribe List" for future consideration when the SBN Legal Staff is not being so short-sighted and fussy.
- Opinions in "Letters to the Editor" are not necessarily those of the Webmaster of Steel, "Steel Barrel News", or any of our Parent, Subsidiary or Offshore Front Companies and we cannot be held liable for their content.
The Webmaster of Steel
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