Early arrivals pose for a photo in the Union Hall. "Does the Webmaster of Steel do autographs?" asked Raquel Welch excitedly.
"I pity the fool who doesn't get one," said Mr T.
Also pictured - Mike Battista.
Prior to the arrival of the busses "Biker Ed" Dunfee gives a ride to super model Terrell Meredith on his brand new Kawasaki 250. "Take me to your Webmaster of Steel," said Ms Meredith excitedly.
Joe Zaragoza and Mike Hodges prepare to help Chyna onto the bus. "Is it true?" asked Chyna excitedly. "Do you guys really know the Webmaster of Steel, in person?"
LT Alsman took advantage of an early arrival to give batting tips to a young Cub player. "You are in the 'Bigs' now son," said LT. "If you don't get that elbow down you'll never amount to a hill of beans."
"Tell that to the Webmaster of Steel," retorted the unidentified rookie excitedly. "He taught me everything I know. Hey, are you wearing a White Sox jersey? Get outta here!"
Halle Berry cuts up after introducing Jeff Kleefisch who performed his infamous "Gangsta Rap" version of the National Anthem to a stunned and outraged crowd. "I'd call that a major success," said Jeff. "Did you see all those people with tears in their eyes?"
"Where is the Webmaster of Steel?" asked Halle excitedly "Let's look for him."
Penny and Don Nunn in the broadcast booth during the seventh inning stretch. They helped Mariah Carey lead 45,000 screaming fans in singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game. "Is that the American flag embroidered on your shirt?" asked Don. "Can I touch it?"
"Excuse me," said Mariah excitedly. "My cell phone is ringing. I do so hope it is the Webmaster of Steel calling me."
ANNOUNCING
The Results of The First Annual
Norton the News Dog/SBN/Screen Actors Guild
Star Spangled Raffle
And the Winner is . . .
- "Biker Ed" Dunfee -
Click Here
for a Graphical Depictation of his
One of a Kind
Grand Prize
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And Where was the Webmaster of Steel
during all these festivities?
He was engaged in his long standing
4th of July Holiday tradition . . .
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